“The point is, you told everyone that you were going to be different. You didn't become like a very scary old dad to you when you were growing up. So. We sat down and had your wild teenagers try out some ridiculous ideas of checks and balance, if you could actually sing from “Hamilton.” ” (Pitchpipe Sound) – John Oliver
“What I am saying is that we will be the first to welcome America into the age of monarchy. Congratulations, guys, you are now a great empire along with the British, the Rome, the Klingons and Wakanda. Take your place in the Pantheon. – John Oliver
“What I'm saying is, don't fight being a monarchy, John accepts it. The king is (expletive) complete. Now, is that something you want to do? It's not necessarily the case. But they move quickly! They tasted cumin at lunchtime and took over the entire continent by dinner time. That's how the British roll, John. (expletive) everyone else. They Not like us, if we could actually sing the lines of Kendrick Lamar. (Sound Pitch Pipe) – John Oliver
Stewart opposed “Ambassador Oliver” and said that the Empire model might not suit America.
“We are technically between the empires, but we keep the castle warm and we are robbed of the crown for the day we return to the castle.” – John Oliver
“Have you seen what America did in the last 50 years? For a country that doesn't want to be an empire, you're now invading, economic exploitation, and now turning Gaza into a beachfront casino It suggests that, as it is now, it gives a pretty good impression (exp); even King George said, “I don't know, guys. The situation seems a little more complicated than that. I feel it, and I'm literally dying of medieval brain disease.” – John Oliver
“This should not be a sad time. The arc of history is very long, and eventually it becomes a circle and where you started. You might even call it the circle of life. In fact, if I could sing the subject of a great empire, Sir Elton John opens a Zulu chant from The Lion King. ” (Pitch Pipe Sound) – John Oliver
Most punchy punchline (less edition than the Super Bowl)
“In an interview with Fox News last night before the Super Bowl, President Trump said he was supporting the Kansas City chief. Ah, that certainly didn't work. Who else – who are you? Last night Did you support me, Drake?” – Seth Myers
“President Trump attended the Super Bowl in New Orleans last night and salute during the national anthem. Also, when the concession guy came: 'Thank you for your service (imaging Trump).' – Seth Myers
“The game ended very early. There were no three peats for the Chiefs. You need to feel sorry for the Chiefs. They were not only blown away, but they were blown away by tubies everywhere. ” – Jimmy Kimmel
“It's true, the Chiefs lost 18 points and didn't score at all in the first half.
