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Where there is smoke
In recent weeks, Tesla has been targeted by Vandals, who have burned the company's car and tainted the dealer storefront with messages criticizing owner Elon Musk.
On Wednesday's “Daily Show,” Jordan Klepper said no one should blow up Teslas.
On Fox News this week, Musk spoke to Sean Hannity, and Klepper said he “submitted the victim.”
“I don't need to explain this to Elon, but it's not about Teslas. Teslas is actually pretty cool like a car. It's all the glass stuff going on. It's like a popemovie. Cool!” – Jordan Klepper
“But Teslas, I don't think people are angry at you because of Elon. If I guess they're angry, it might be because you've fired tens of thousands of federal workers over the past few weeks. – Jordan Klepper
“Or here – here's another guess: people might be mad at you because you don't know what you're doing!” – Jordan Klepper
“And here it is. I understand that people are upset. Burning cars may not be very good for the environment. I don't think that was what they had in mind when they invented electric cars.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“Let's see if I can explain it for you. They're angry when I pulled out a chainsaw to fire thousands of people.” – Jimmy Kimmel
Most Punch Line (JFK File Edition)
“Donald Trump released a long, 64,000-page secret JFK file, so we could finally learn who really killed JFK, and it turned out to be heart disease. – Jordan Klepper
“I don't know if I've learned anything from these documents other than the names and Social Security numbers of government workers. Many of them are still alive and trying to find out what it's like to steal identity.” – Jimmy Kimmel
“These files appear to support the widely held belief that Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. There is no evidence of a second gunman, meaning that Ted Cruz's father is off the hook.” – Jimmy Kimmel
A bit worth seeing
“Abbott Elementary School” creator and star Quinta Brunson explained why he wouldn't see her on a cruise ship on an episode of “Live with John Mulaney” on Wednesday.
What we're excited about on a Thursday night
Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco will promote their new album on Thursday's “Tonight's Show.”
