If you need a person who plays Alexander Hamilton in the opening sketch of the founding father in “Saturday Night Live”, there is only one person who can rely on: Lin Manuel Miranda.
And you silently make him silence for most sketches.
This weekend's “SNL” (featured Timote Salmet as a host and musical guest) seemed to start with a sketch on independent declaration. Most of the casts were on the West Coat and Wiggs stage, and Mike Day played John Hancock and Andrew Discharin as Benjamin Franklin.
“Alexander Hamilton, what do you say?” I asked Michael Long Fellow. And his “Hamilton” clothing was Miranda, a decorated creator and star with Broadway Musical.
“What do I say?” Miranda replied. “Our life is not about losing them due to freedom. The important thing is the country we build.”
Certainly, he started rap.
In the United States, all men are created equally,
America, not England. We are a sequel,
And we have a leader, but we know one:
In the United States, the king has never been.
But then, the members of him and the cast were frozen on the stage because James Austin Johnson was walking on stage with his repetition role as Donald Trump.
“Never say,” Johnson said. “Of course, it's a joke, but I'm not in many ways. I'm in my king's era.” And like the founder, Johnson states: “I am also creating a new country, and like them, we are doing it very white,” he declared, “DEI is over.” You have to go back to look like Office. Mainly whites have an interesting black man who is having a really bad time. “
Johnson returned to the White House, except for “My new favorite son is Baron”, and said that things were almost the same as before.
“And he is hitting his head with all door frames,” he said. “Oh, that's bad. It seems like Gandalf goes to Bilbo's house.”
He also praised Eron Mask: “We love Ellon,” said Johnson. “But I don't want him in my life to quote some of his own children.”
“They say he had saluted the Nazi,” said Johnson. “It's not true, OK? He was simply creating a new greeting. Hello Hello, the cross between them. We call it” Heil. ” “
While they were frozen in the prescribed position, Johnson took a pot shot on the rest of the “SNL” cast. “Who plays Hesthes?” He said, “Look at these people who have returned here. None of them got a build. No one has a chin, but Zuckerberg options. There would be a lot.
He also tied Miranda. He said, “I wrote the entire lap, but I can't do it -Oh, the audience would have ate it right away.”
As he concluded, Johnson thanked him for his generous anonymous $ 1 million donation to my campaign, and turned his eyes to Miranda, “I know you are you. , Rin. “
Miranda wasn't Stuck at last: “No, it wasn't!” He said.
“Your words about my words,” Johnson replied.
Free Huillin 'Timothy Shalamet of the Week
Sad, Shalamet -this week, Oscar candidates who were newly built in “Complete Unknown” as Bob Dylan cannot be obtained by real Dylan to make a comeo on “SNL” this week. did. (If Dylan did not appear in Stockholm to win the Nobel Prize, it is unlikely that Dylan will look at the day and the charmet will come to New York to smell each other while wearing clothes like a dog. It was).
However, as a musical guest of the show, Shalamet played several Delan covers with the help of the UK pop scinterge spelling. In his first segment, Shalamet sang “Outlaw BLUES” and “THREE ANGELS”. (He was also introduced by Adam Sandler, a graduate of “SNL”, but this is not very ragged.) In his second music segment, Chalamet played “TOMORROW is and Yong”. 。 And we assume that the dog sketch is Dylan's respect for “if the dog runs freely.”
Weekend update Jokes of the Week
At the weekend renewal desk, Anchor Colin Jost and Michael Cho have been in charge of President Trump's second inauguration and his first week.
JOST has begun:
Well, everyone, I never had a really dry January, but I stopped pretending to be this week. President Trump was appointed on Monday. But he seemed to have not put his hand in the Bible. Well, he tried to do it, but the Bible shouted. The Bible Trump used was the same as the Abraham Lincoln, which was used at the time of his inauguration. And men, I hope they talk to each other. Lincoln was able to teach many Trump on the importance of maintaining our union. And Trump was able to teach Lincoln how to turn his head at the exact moment.
In his speech, President Trump said he had changed the name of Mexico to the Bay. (Responding to the audience's laugh 🙂 Like you, Hillary Clinton was laughing in the background while he was saying it. Kamara was quietly pleading to plead for her edible.
CHE continues:
President Trump forgave Stewart Rhodes, the leader of the oath keeper who had been serving for 18 years in his role on January 6. And, like a woman, like his eyes, he is single. President Trump defended his pardon against the attacker on January 6, saying they were only loved by their country. As OJ loved Nicole, as you know.
Best of the remaining week
Sharamet did not have a return from $ MOKECHEDDASSSGETTA, a rare hip -hop star, played with his two hosting gigs on “SNL” (you say you don't want to cooperate with him? )
But as usual, Shalamet was a game of some other sketches that made the most of his versatility (and eccentricity). The best effort for our cheddar was this sketch. It casts him as an unstable instructor in the bungee code exercise class, and played a barista in the training, aiming to become a stand -up comedian in later segments. In another era, you would have been killed by “Def Comedy Jam”, Timmy.